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Meme: How Did They Get Here?

Deane Gilbreathe still blogging? Anyhow, he’s started a meme about search engine referrals and how persons get to his blog. Mike Kok has tagged me, so I have obliged; if you want to join in this meme, consider yourself tagged:

political jesus

lisa simpsons

evangelicals exposed

superman vs kkk comic

clare amos genesis review

peter enns and nt. wright

christian nightclubs

“peter kline” + theology

star trek logo

jonathan edwards, hence, among the romans, love to their country was the highest virtue…

black people always rob stores statistics

mandisa

puppy

supernatural twilight hunger games

hymn that i love to hate: a meme

Doug Chaplin was inspired by my meme last week, only he claimed that it may have been theologically snobbish since it excluded traditional hymns (so sue me 😉 ). So he has started a meme, and I was also tagged by Amanda.

So first, here’s the meme.

  1. Choose a hymn that you love to hate. It must be in a widely used and current hymn-book.
  2. Say why.
  3. Tag three people.

And the Winner is for me: Restless Weaver.

Restless Weaver, ever spinning threads of justice and peace; dreaming patterns of creation where all creatures find a home; gathering up life’s varied fibers, every texture, every hue; grant us your creative vision. With us weave your world anew.

Where earth’s fragile web is raveling help us mend each broken strand. Bless our urgent, bold endeavors cleansing water, air and land. Through the Spirit’s inspiration offering health were there once was pain-strengthen us to be the stewards of your world knit whole again.

When our violent lust for power ends in lives abused and torn, from compassion’s study fabric fashion hope and trust reborn. Where injustice rules as tyrant, give us courage, God to dare live our dreams of transformation. Make our lives incarnate prayer.

Restless Weaver, still conceiving new life-now and yet to be-binding all of your vast creation into one living tapestry, you have called us to be weavers. Let your love guide all we do. With your Reign of Peace our pattern, we will weave your world anew.

Words: O.I. Cricket Harrison, 1988, rev. 1993
Music: Attr. B.F. White, 1844, harm. Ronald A. Nelson 1978
Words copyright 1995 Chalice Press, harm copyright 1978 Lutheran Book of Worship

Where do I begin?

Okay, yeah, okay, I am down with the whole Christians doing social justice thing, but you know what? I do not believe that God is restless, in fact, I believe that the beginning of Jews and Christians doing justice starts with the idea that God rested on the Sabbath. One of the ways that YHWH begins to undermine the institution of human enslavement is the very requirement of a Sabbath (Exodus chapters 16 & 35, just for starters).

It seems to me, with all the statistics of pastors getting burned out from “doing too much ministry,” that metaphor of Restless Weaver seems far inappropriate.

And lastly, I hate to go all Neibuhr up in here, but we as human beings cannot bring about the new creation through our own actions; rather only God can do that alone (reference to the last verse).

I really feel bad for posting this, especially since the author is a TCU alum, but oh well.

If you read this post, consider yourself tagged.

CCM Praise Songs We Have Trouble With- A meme

Sunday, I was sitting through worship, as chipper as can be, when I looked at the worship bulletin, and then I started laughing and mumbling at the same time. You probably know that feeling , that one contemporary worship song, with the horrible theology and bad metaphors that just drive you bonkers. So, after a couple of days of struggling with a title for this meme, I went all politically correct again.

So, here is the meme,

Please try to name ONE (I know, there are so many to choose from) CCM praise song that you find unbearable and at least 2-3 reasons why, pointing to specific lyrics if you must.

My personal favorite is “Days of Elijah”:

My issues with the song:

1. “These are the days of Ezekiel”– Oh really? These are the days of Ezekiel? Have you ever even read the first 11 chapters of Ezekiel? Ezekiel was not a nice guy and let’s just say there are a lot of corpses in the temple by the end of chapter 11. I don’t see many Christians in the US sitting on the banks of Chebar in exile. So no, I don’t think we want the days of Ezekiel, not for anyone!

2. “The fields are as white in Your world”– Ah, isn’t that lovely? Jesus is just coming back to save Europe & America. Lovely.

3. “And these are the days of Your servant David, Rebuilding a temple of praise”– One word. Solomon.

I tag: Joel & James McGrath & Scott & Amanda!!

If you were not tagged, know that I love you, and that you are tagged anyway.