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Sunday Funnies: What If the Bibliobloggers were Power Rangers?

You know, the other day I could not resist the temptation to see what the latest fad of Might Morphin Power Rangers were. I’ll admit embarassingly that I was a fan until around the 8th grade.  But nothing seems to change. The dialogue is still cheesy, the battle scenes are the same choreography.  So, I think, in that spirit for this episode of Sunday Funnies, I would like to do a meme with the Bibliobloggers as the Power Rangers.

Me: Obviously, I am the greatest Power Ranger character ever, Ninjor.

Ninjor: because surfing on a cloud is what Jesus would do

Chad:: Since Chad hated MMPR, he can be Rita Repulsa. She was evil and had that annoying cackling laugh.

Amanda Mac: As the brains of the operation, Amanda is the Zordon of PJ and the biblio-blogosphere.

Joel Watts: AYE YIH YIE YIE YIE Bloggers! Whose blog gives us the most updates and tells us with the evil Glen Beck has a plan? Why it’s Joel Olsteen Watts, of course, the Alpha 5 of bibliobloggers.

James McGrath: As the blogger most likely to blog on the latest science, James would definitely be considered the Billy Cranston of the group, the original Blue Ranger. Triceratops Power!

Be very afraid!

Scott Bailey: It seems like Scott keeps leaving the show, and then coming back. He is back to blogging again, so just like Tommy Oliver, the White Ranger, who is apparently a Mixed Martial Arts fighter now, just won’t go away.

Jeremy Thompson: Jeremy is the bully of the bibliobloggers, but he keeps being confused about which side he is one. One day, he is one of the good guys, the next, he joins Chad in his hatred for the Rangers. Because Jeremy has been there from the beginning and hasn’t changed at all since 1992, He is the Bulk of the group.

Cue that funky music, will ya?

 

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It's Morphin Time!: UFC Jesus & the Green Ranger

Tommy as the Green Power Ranger.
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Just when I thought that Mark Driscoll’s Mixed Martial Arts Jesus was going away, my brother Richard showed me the official facebook fan page with Jason David Frank, the original Green Ranger/Tommy Oliver of the original Mighty Morphin Power Rangers.

Today, the Green Ranger is a Christian Mixed Martial Arts fighter, because, well, Jesus didn’t tap!  Of course, everyone remembers Christ Jesus defeated that wicked Rita Repulsa a couple of thousand years ago, in that ultimate match of good versus evil! Recycling images of the cross to promote senseless violence and entertainment; what a long way Christians have come from protesting the gladiator games like Tertullian did.

Dragon Zord! Where’s my dagger/flute!?!

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