Sunday Funnies: The Heart of Worship, A Wal-Mart Parody

My inspiration for this week’s Sunday Funnies comes from the South Park episode, Find The Heart (of wal-mart of course) as well as that recent ruling by the Supreme Court on it’s gender discrimination case.

“When the pavement fades,
And all is stripped away,
And you simply come,
Longing just to bring
Something that’s of worth
That will bless our heart

I’ll bring things in for a refund
For a receipt in itself
Is more than you have required
Your smile is bigger than any grin
That’s the way you want it to appear
You’re looking into my heart

I’m coming back to the heart of Wal-Mart
And it’s all about you, and it’s all about you (PURCHASE!)
I’m sorry for the layaway I never paid it
When it’s all about you,
All about you (Purchase!)

Sales of endless worth,
Glad you take American Express
So the community you can serve
Though I’m weak and poor
All I have is yours
Every single breathe

I’ll bring things in for a refund
For a receipt in itself
Is more than you have required
Your smile is bigger than any grin
That’s the way you want it to appear
You’re looking into my heart

I’m coming back to the heart of Wal-Mart
And it’s all about you, and it’s all about you (PURCHASE!)
I’m sorry for the layaway I never paid it
When it’s all about you,
All about you (Purchase!)

It’s all about you, (Purchase!)”

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