Jar Jar Binks as the Mark of the Beast: The Evidence

For the record, contrary to certain dissenters, I am not pointing any fingers or naming any names, but Jar Jar Binks was a horrific Star Wars character, and he will go down in Star Wars history as the worst one ever. Also, he represents the worst of the minstrel show Black man racial stereotype. That is my position and I am sticking to it. The “Pre-Quels” will never, ever overtake the actual Star Wars movies. At the most, I will refer to the “prequels” as Pseud0-Star Wars-graphica.

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  1. Mike

    If you ever want to know why Jar Jar was added, just watch the movies in the presence of little children. They giggle and laugh at all his stupid crap and then want to buy the stupid toys when you pass them at Wal-Mart lol. I’m proud to say my son NEVER asked for a Jar Jar toy!!! He stuck with Marvel Legends like a good little boy.

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    1. Rod of Alexandria

      James is a very smart young man.

      Yes, I understand the “for the kids argument” but I mean, R2-D2 and C-3PO served that purpose in the original. They both appeared in the Pseudo-Star Wars-Graphica. No need to add Jar-Jar.

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      1. Mike

        i totally agree that R2 and C-3PO are far superior characters. what i was trying to get at is that the newer trilogy is clearly a “product movie,” meaning it was written and shaped with an eye towards merchandising, not quality (imho)

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  3. Joel

    use 2010 or the Ten theme or whatever it is called. Allowed for a theme.

    But, you would know this if you weren’t always analysis movies where the dudes kiss their sisters.

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  4. Optimistic Chad

    Joel, surely you jest regarding Jar Jar being better than Luke. Of course, “Tashi station” Luke was unbearable, but his growth throughout the OT was deepened for it. Jar Jar never gets redeemed as a character.

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